Leela: Just saw the craziest guy at Mayweather. Like texas chain saw massacre trench coat and creeping around in woods! @Avery stop going out so late!
Avery: There’s no killer! Stop spreading rumors. We live in Alaska. Not everyone is wearing a creepy trench coat
Leela: It had cross hatching. So ugly! Chainsaw massacre coat!
Nate: @Avery would know if there was a killer. They’d be friends of course.
Avery: Drop dead @Nate
Leela: @Nate and @Avery, stop fighting! We all have to hang out tonight!!
Avery: Uh, I got plans all night…
Mason: My coat is not creepy. Stupid humans!
Leela: @Mason, stupid what?
Avery: @Leela, ignore him. He’s no one.
Leela: @Avery This is totally the mysterious Mason you hang out with!! OMG! @Mason you need to come out with us
Avery: @Mason, do it and I’ll kill you
Mason: @Avery you couldn’t kill me if you tried. Besides, you like me too much.
Avery: @Mason, I hate you.
Mason: @Avery is basking in my brilliance
Avery: @Mason I will go outside and get you right now!
Leela: Wait, @Mason is outside right now? @Avery is hiding a stow-away at school? Eek! Juicy news.
Nate: No one cares about @Avery, @Leela.
Mason: We got a problem @Avery. Move. Now!
Avery: @Leela, sorry guys I gotta go. Plz don’t tell the faculty that I’m gone.
Leela: @Avery, what’s going on? I just got back and you’re not even here anymore. And what’s up with all the feathers everywhere? Avery? Where are you?
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