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Top 10 Reasons Not to Cross A Pirate
by Ashley Nixon
10. Said pirate could kill you.
I feel like this says everything.
9. Said pirate might kidnap you and hold you for ransom.
No, really.
8. You *might* not be prepared to learn that many of the people you grew up with are friends with said pirate.
7. Said pirate will antagonize you.
6. Said pirate also does not react well when you do not listen to him. Expect harsh lessons to be learned.
5. You also might have to accompany him on an epic quest to save the world.
**No fingers will be lost...maybe.
4. If you don’t get killed, you’ll probably wish you had been after injuries sustained on said epic quest.
3. Said pirate might convince you that YOU’RE really the bad guy.
2. You *might* not be able to tell who the bad guys are—said pirate vs. EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER KNOWN.
1. And last…you *might* fall in love with said pirate.
No, really.
8. You *might* not be prepared to learn that many of the people you grew up with are friends with said pirate.
**No fingers will be lost...maybe.
2. You *might* not be able to tell who the bad guys are—said pirate vs. EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER KNOWN.
1. And last…you *might* fall in love with said pirate.
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O F F I C I A L I N F O:
Title: CUTLASS
Author: Ashley Nixon
Release Date: April 23rd 2014
SUMMARY:
Larkin Lee is more than a pretty face and fiancé to a powerful man. Her fierce personality is enough to make any pirate want to push her overboard.
But when the King of the Orient comes to Barren with a task—to find the Bloodstone, a powerful gem thought only to exist in legend, Barren sees another opportunity to destroy his enemy. Together, Barren, Larkin and a crew of pirates set off to find the stone, only to discover it caused the death of Barren’s own mother and Larkin’s, too. As his strongest allies turn into his greatest enemies, and the life of the girl he kidnapped becomes more important than he ever dreamed, Barren’s quest for revenge becomes a fight to save the Orient.
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• Prize 1) A signed Paperback Copy of CUTLASS, include a cute octopus mug (it's purple and ADORABLE), Bookmark, and maybe a poster.
• Prize 2) A signed Paperback of CUTLASS + a bookmark
• Prize 3) E-book of CUTLASS
Lol awesome post, ladies! And thanks for being on the tour, Bonnie! :)
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